Lovely picture right? In case you can't tell exactly what is happening here I will explain it for you. It's a sign the people in my area put up on their lawn to discourage dogs to not poop on their lawns.
Let me tell you the first issue with this sign. I don't think dogs can read. So they probably can't tell that it says 'NO!' on it. They only see a dog pooping already and will most likely interpret it as a place they should go poop as well.
Second issue with the sign: As an owner of a dog and seeing this sign it almost makes me want to try to get my dog to poop there just to see what would happen. Maybe some sort of flashing lights and a guy runs out in his A-shirt and hopefully pants on, and a shotgun with a taser duct taped to the end of it. Maybe even a sprinkler that pops up and sprays you with panther urine. The possibilities are endless! Don't you just want to risk it?
Third issue with sign: I'm wondering how many weirdos think about pooping on it themselves. I've seen some curious bunches of kids that could see that as a funny joke. A drunk staggering home and assumes only dogs can't poop here but he could if he wanted to, no where is there a no people pooping sign. You can't just discriminate against dogs as far as pooping is concerned. They better cover their bases because I'm sure birds, cats, raccoon, and all sorts of animals are pooping there freely and dogs just aren't going to stand for that blatant discrimination!
End poop sign rant.
Speaking of raccoons and cats! Today I saw what I think is possibly what a cat and raccoon's offspring would look like. It was too small to be a raccoon and the body was essential cat like except for it seemed a bit big boned for a cat. The tail looked exactly like a raccoon's. The face was also cat-like. It was stalking around a pine tree rather suspiciously while my dog and I walked past. I could feel its eyes bore into the back of our heads as we past by. I think it would have eaten my dog.
She(my dog, not the raccoon) wouldn't even know how to begin to protect herself in battle. This is when I had the realization that she used to be a puppy mill dog...so that means there are dogs out there that have her genetics. Huh, there has to be a bunch of brainless pups out there and that's almost scary to think about.
I'm not going to think about it. I'm going to get to bed.
Goodnight!
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