Welcome to July. Forecast says it is going to be ridiculously hot. How hot is that? So hot that I will be so unmotivated and too tired to move across the room to pick up my laptop and write my blog yesterday.
Seriously. It's stupid hot out. I'm not one to be a fan of thunder and lightening, but if they brought some cool rain with them I would be all for it. However it seems as though that isn't the case. No rain that I've seen in any forecast, or at least any mentioned never came. Just hot muggy-feel-like-I'm-sticking-to-everything-even-things-that-don't-normally-stick-to-other-objects-sticky.
These are the moments those individuals who have central air laugh at those of us using every fan known to man and switching back and forth between window air conditioners in different rooms because we can't cool the whole house with just one of them.
Well. I laugh at them! Yes. I do. I laugh at them because they are forced to keep there clothes on or else they might get a chill! Those of us who are so lucky to be forced to strip down to the bare minimum are clearly more lucky because we don't have to worry about a pesky chill that could lead to something dreadful like a common cold.
So hold your barely dressed sticking to the cloth sofa head high; which is odd because it's cloth, because you know that in the end no one else gets to discover the little things in life. Like how much clothing is enough to go outside with your dog and still be seen as someone who isn't crazy or majorly skanky. These are important life lessons my friends.
There are also way more excuses to splurge on that popsicle/ice cream you want. Clearly it's for survival.
More serious note; please do stay cool and hydrated during these hot summer days. I almost had heat stroke once long ago and I can tell you it isn't a fun experience. Be safe.
Goodnight!
(Once again blogger randomly high lighted some sentences...It's way to hot for this.)
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