October 2nd, 2012: Bed hogs

I'm fairly certain that all pets are bed hogs.  No matter how many times you tell them to share they will always plop down in the middle of the bed.  I've tried sitting or laying on her to get her to move but for some reason it doesn't get through her head that she should move.  I think she probably assumes I'm giving her cuddles.

She just stares at me with confusion when I push her over, but only after she has rubbed her face all over the place and blew air out of her noise like a spaz.  She assumes I'm wanting to play when I give her a shove. Then you can't really be mad at her for being a bed hog because she is killing you with cuteness.

However.  When she lets off a little silent but deadly fart, that's when you can get mad and kick her off the bed.  I think the worst is when she is across the room from you and you still smell it!

Oh the joys of having a pet.