January 30th, 2011

Dearest Neighbors,

When you decide to move out it would be most kind of you to get ride of your own furniture.  Carrying this down a flight of stairs and then leaving it there is not how you do that.  Do you know what happens when you do that?  I carry it back up to your old apartment and put it outside your door so that the management will know you didn't clean up your mess.

You won't be missed.

Sincerely, Me

P.S. You weren't the best neighbors so I can't say I ever really liked you.

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It's nice that my neighbors have moved because they were kind of loud, and by kind of loud I mean really loud.  I think it was mostly when the kid was home and played video games obnoxiously loud.  Also I recall them yelling a few times.  They also weren't very good at cleaning up their junk.  I only knew that was their tv stand left down a flight of stairs because I had saw it in front of their door before I left for work.  It also didn't really surprise me that they did that because they have set their garbage outside their door before because they were too lazy to take it down the hall to put in the trash chute. Ah well.

They did get the last laugh against me though.  I was trying to sleep after work and I begin to hear this noise.  I couldn't really make it out in my room so I go out to the living room and it sounds like a fire alarm, but it doesn't sound like the main buildings fire alarm.  I got dressed anyway and stopped at the office to make sure something wasn't wrong, and they informed me something was wrong with it.  My thoughts were that they sabotaged it before they left! (Probably not but it could happen)

Oh, and I asked why she didn't just take the batteries out of it and her excuse was she couldn't reach.  (The owner lady in the office that is)  I was like ...seriously?  Get a stool or something. Isn't a fire alarm going off kind of disruptive to the rest of your building?  Wouldn't you want it to not be loud and obnoxious?  Whatever.