Simple life lessons I have learned today.
Firstly! Don't ever trust a cat. No matter how well mannered they seem and even with years of good behavior they could still lash out at you at any moment! I have proof that at least my parents most recent cat, Turbo, is insane.
Turbo was being just as nice as could be. He would cuddle up to me, and lay on my legs when I didn't want him in my lap while I tried to work on things. Then all of a sudden he was laying on the couch next to me while I was searching on my computer and out of no where he decides to full on latch to my arm, teeth and everything. His teeth and front paws dug into my arm while his hind feet began kicking and scratching my arm without mercy. I of course promptly removed him from my arm and spanked him before tossing him out into the garage. I mean I was nice enough to put him in there instead of out in the rain. When my father found out he wasn't as nice and made him go outside in the rain. I guess he is going to be an outdoor cat now instead of a half way cat. Can't really feel bad for him.
Oh and here is my evidence.
Look at him laying so nicely. Just hanging out.
Now my arm is covered with scratches! The other side of my arm has dots where his front paws dug in. The top part of the arm is his teeth marks and then the rest at the bottom are just from his hind legs attacking. So yeah, do not trust cats! But you can compliment me on my phone cover I got last week or the week before...I forget.
Ok and the second thing I learned was never expect things to always be fixed the way you want them to, but don't necessarily be surprised when they don't. Does that make sense? I say this because I had a massage today from a massage therapist in hopes of helping get some kinks out of my back but it's still achy. So I know that massage isn't going to fix the problem. Ah well. It was nice though. Felt good for awhile afterwards but now as I type this lying in bed I can feel a dull pain in my shoulder and my back. Just sitting there. Hanging out. Oh and a nice headache coming on, most likely from my neck. I'm just broken, but lets not listen to me whine about how broken I am. Lets get some rest so I can pack and do a bunch of stuff tomorrow before I leave.
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